Men, you might want to skip this one. 09/01/2007
I’m having a hysterectomy next week. Tuesday at 12:15 p.m. to be exact. CommentsUncanny BrookeSat, 01 Sep 2007 11:22:19 We are all behind you in this, lady. I know you must be feeling a little scared and uncertain right now, but you are one of the toughest gals I know, and you'll come through it as smoothly as a uterus slipping through a navel. Perhaps you could spend some quality time with your uterus this weekend before saying your final farewells; you know, share a banana split and a cup of General Foods International Coffees. Maybe you could get it bronzed, and use it as a one-of-a-kind doorstop for the laundry room. I wonder if it could be converted to a swimming cap, or maybe a hot water bottle. It's proven its elasticity, after all. Whatever you choose to do (or not) with that crimson pear o' womanhood, remember that it takes a special girl to be every inch a lady, even with some of the lady parts removed. You, my pamnacious friend, are that kind of girl, and I know you will approach the upcoming chapter in your life with your usual poise, grace, beauty, and charisma. And maybe one hell of a shower cap too. Sherry Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:39:50 First of all, Brooke, thank you. I thought I was the only one with that wing problem! Its when you talk to other women that you find this stuff out. And I like Rene's analogy. I think I need to do some interior decorating myself. I can't wait to hear all about it! All will go well I am sure of it. Just think of the computer time you will get!! crikey! xoxox Polly Sat, 01 Sep 2007 15:28:34 That's it, 21st century interior redecorating, what all the baby boomers are talking about. I'm going to ask about that shower cap idea. He just might go for it! Jay probably has some ideas about quality time with my uterus. I'll ask him. XXXOOOO to all of you! BIG MAMA Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:52:13 yOU'LL BE GREAT! iT'S LIKE A LOAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS BUT THAT'S NOT THE EXACT LOCATION. mINE WENT TO THE DUMP YEARS AGO BUT NOT THROUGH MY NAVEL. aHH, THE SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES WE'VE MADE ! lET EVERYONE TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS AND LOVE IT! I'll be thinking about you. LOVE YOU Renee Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:25:32 you are going to be so relieved, w/out that ole sofa getting in the way. I love you I'll drop by with some books and movies! R Hoibe Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:44:14 Glad you are doing ok, a little groggy last nite but that is understanable. with all your good friends chiming in here and god what are they talking about?? a bathing Cap, leave me out of this. don't want to know , girls I won't say a thing, BUT thank you for being here for her, its well appreciated and I love you all for it............. Movies on the way......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Leave a Reply |

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