Home Alone 2 07/05/2007
I’m just starting to get used to this and now it’s almost over. CommentsjackThu, 05 Jul 2007 15:00:49 sharon and I are doing the same thing!!! except the other night it was very expensive champange mixed with drambuie? no stress whatsoever, i guess this is what retirement will be like Polly Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:25:38 Exactly what retirment will be like. We might want to join AA now. It will save us a bundle in the long run. But see, this is why we need to coordinate with friends, or family, so we have other adults to hang out and do nothing with. Hoibe Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:52:35 wass you guys talkinng about (HIC), I just had aa drink of Vodka and Sodda, (HIC), I wass relaxinng after a hard day of "Golf"", retirement is Greatt, (hic), excuse me, I need to refill (hic), what was I sayinggg. oh retiremnet, you gyus will love it.. funn things to do, but th ebets is comming home and having that drinnk, hic, I think I nned a nap. bye HIC xxxxx Toby Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:01:16 Hey Lilly, do me a favor will ya , when you come over next trip, bring me some of those NY bagels will you, I sometimes get a breckle of it from my Dad at breakfast, for you non Jewish dogs , that's a little piece of a bagel, sometimes with cream cheese, or butter... thanks, by the way Lilly, we got fresh plants to tear up when dad is not home, hehehehe see you woof woof Lily Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:36:54 You got it, Tob! C U soon. Can't wait to get at those plants. TUCKER Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:40:44 Hey lily and toby, my dad gave me bbq chicken today and i got to eat the left over cat food. I love to lick the cat bowl, oh, i also like to get into the cat litter box and eat her shit. it sounds gross, but as a dog you know what i am talking about. the only downside to eating out of the catbox, is the beat down i get from my old man. he kicks the living shit out of me, but the little turds are worth the beatin. sherry Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:44:39 Gosh, Tucker, thats pretty "foul-mouthed" if you catch my drift! TOBY Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:38:20 Hi Tucker and Lilly. sorry Tucker, but we have better manners than that, ""DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT""" WE DON'T DO YOU !!!!!! WE DON'T, DO YOU....................... LILLY AND MYSELF DON'T GET THAT TYPE OF FOOD, WE ARE NOT HYPER LIKE YOU TUCKER, YOU GOT TO LEARN TO CONTROL IT, PLAY DOWN THE ROUGH STUFF, that will confuse your dad, and they you can sneak out and grab a bite here and there of the things you like, if you play your cards right , you get the dropping of food, I learned that one day from the QUEEN GINGER, she once told me stories of her DAD (MERV) and how she tricked him into giving her more food and some other spicy things that went on, cause my Dad doesn't cook the same as the Queens dad did, he was more of a Vegan type.. but your still young like me and you got to learn some more tricks , then you will have it made.... take care Tucker and Lilly , and to tell you the truth, what's a cat??? Toby tucker Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:09:16 tob, listen i hear you and i catch your drift. i can't help the way i talk, i'm from NJ, so the next time i us the word sh*t, i will use the star sign. let me ask you a question, so you like tennis balls, cause i really like them. tucker Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:26:48 sherry, i don't want to be an arsehole, but bees knees!! I am so barmy about this situation, because, i don't get to shag anymore, bobs your uncle!!! Well i be blinkered and this might cause a bloody mess Toby Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:53:41 Hey Tucker, Tennis Balls, I play soccer in the backyard, My Pop throws the ball I get it and run at him at full speed and he is playing the net as a goalie and I let fly the ball , he is pretty good at stopping, but I get a lot thru him, he is diving at it and I am laughing , yuk yuk yuk.. as for your talk, you live under a rock, Hey any cave mam can do it do it right!! but your young like me, I am only 2 this last June and I know I have some problems, I don't like sprinklers, firecrakers loud noise and thunder, but I know that I can't jump onto the couch or chairs unless there is a cover on it, My boss is like that, doesn't want my hair all over the place, hey he should of got one of those Hairless pups who look ugly. Right Tuck!!! hahaha, we rule the roost and they know it, we got to stick togehter kiddo. ok Cus, I better get off this computer before the oldman finds me on it. ChOW Toby ( dammit I shouldn't of said chow, now I am hungry) Sherry Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:05:43 Tucker, crickey, you sure know how to speak the lingo. been watching too much monty python me thinks. go find a good bush and spend a penny, thats about as good as it gets for dogs over ere Toby Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:39:23 Hey Sherry, don't be too harsh on Tucker, he has Mafia friends and a long arm that goes over large waters. You know those Jersey folks, fagagatabout it. Boy its hot out here, Wed its going to an hundred and my oldman is playing golf, I saw he bought a lot of Gagtorade this morning. Hey I caught the last part of the tennis match, boy they are good, of course not as good as you are thou, (making points)... well I am going over to the airconditioner and lay by it, I had a rough day today, I slept in every room trying to cool off. Toby xxx Big Papa Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:29:06 Yea, Free at last. I will be released on the 19th and can be at your place by 6 or so. Make a reservation for 7pm at a really nice place, dinners' on me. Sherry Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:33:57 Yeah big papa, just like the Motel 6...we'll leave the light on for ya Polly Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:40:10 What the... I'm gone for 24 hours and the whole place goes to the dogs. BIG MAMA Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:29:39 Methinks you've all gone Bonkers! I happen to have a furry feline who take on any critter and send them packing. Have a good one in Maine. The place has tons of your cousins. Check out the Jacobsons in Portland.And Becket, Mass. was my old camping grounds. See ya... Lucy Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:52:15 Wow - i'm confused -- who is Toby & Tucker? Sherry Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:13:22 they are dogs! Toby Sun, 15 Jul 2007 16:48:20 Hey , don't just call me a dog, I am treated better than that, I run this household Gal, and at this moment I have my Aunt Lilly with me, Now you don't think we are running this old guy nuts, you better believe it, we got him moving and running and he doesn't know which way to go, he will leave to go Play golf and boy we have the house to ourselves and have a ball, he had to put a cover on the couch cause he knows I will be there or Lilly will whoever gets there first. I won't go on about what happens when he returns thou, all Heck breaks loose and we just run outside and let him vent. we are Mature animals who knows what goes on in a house, so faggatabout that dog stuff being just a dog!!!!!! Tucker is a cousin of mine, and if you say anything bad about him, you are in deep dodo, us families stick togehter, campise!!!!!!!!! tucker Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:53:19 thanks cuz (toby) i also got your back, or i will scratch your back... Toby Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:08:46 Thanks Tucker, could use a back rub, Lilly is pounding me pretty good this week, she is getting pick up pretty soon, and I will go back with them to Polly's house for a few days while my dad goes to the beach and plays golf with his group, I heard him talking about what they will be doing, and I rather not get into that, he will kill me anyways, but I am looking forward to going up with lilly. sure been hot down here, its almost too hot to go outside and bark at every one that passes by, Lilly doesn't get to bark too much at home so she really lets loose. well I will be traveling you all take care.. Toby Leave a Reply |  POLLYLet's be honest here, I'm pretending to be a talented writer who people are clambering over one another to read. Humor me, okay?! ArchivesNovember 2007 Categories |
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