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Sherry

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:24:19

Why can't you send my neice and nephew to useful camps like, "Italian Cooking Camp" or "Massage Therapy camp" .....

 

Americans for decent treatment of dwarfs

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:15:41

Since you started with the little people joke

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I couldn't get it up??."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

 

Dwarf hater

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:19:57

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of poop on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.

A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of poop, the little dwarf shouts out

"I just did that!"

So the big man kills him.

 

Scared Dwarf

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:24:25

A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.

In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen."

The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown."

The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself.

So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown."

The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

 

Polly

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:36:02

Good point about the camps, Sherry. I'll start looking around for some cooking camps, and then some maid and butler camps while I'm at it.

As for the cruel and inappropriate dwarf comments, stop it right now! I just won't have that. I made a harmless comment about a Disney character, that's all, it wasn't license for all you nutcases to spew your venom. Take it to someone else's blog if you can't control yourself.

Now, have yerselves a good night now, ya here.

 

Sherry

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:07:20

well done, I think you scared them away. Speaking of clowns, I hope you all are watching America's Got Talent. Crikey, the stuff people come up with. I keep thinking I must have some talent hidden in me that I could take to this stage. OK, I can meow like my cat pretty well, to the point that he will answer me. would that work? And I can sing a pretty good imitation of Kermit the frog....without even trying. What do you think? What can you do that would beat the singing saw man or the finger snapping guy?

 

sorry dwarf

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:14:55

i am sorry i made fun of those litte miggets, i promise to make fun of normal sized people from now on.

 

Big Papa

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:12:37

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to You! Have a great day tomorrow. It seems like just a few years ago when you were born but almost half a century has gone by. My parole hearing is set for July 10th so wish me well.

Big Papa

 

Jesus

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:47:59

Dwarfs are the offspring of those afflicted by the devil. This is not a good sign. I will pray harder for you, and hopefully the lord Jesus Christ will protect you. God Bless.

 

Polly

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:01:07

Look Big Papa, I know you're stuck there behind four walls and all but that doesn't give you license to take your frustrations out on others. That half a century comment was just not necessary.

 

Hoibe

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:14:15

Hi folks,
thought I would throw in a few zingers here and there... Polly, Have a great day

I have just discovered the Truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
what a great idea Sherry, can't you see it now, a massage therapist in the family, all the aches and pain being worked on, ohhhhhhhhhh I feel it now....
Look! Before our very eyes, the Future is becoming the Past.... Some changes are so slow you don't notice them, others are so fast they don't notice you..
Nothing is more quiet than the sound of Hair going Grey..
I HAVE ABANDONED MY SEARCH FOR TRUTH, AND AM NOW LOOKING FOR A GOOD FANTASY....
YOU HEAR FROM ME AGAIN SOON...................

 

Sherry

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:13:59

What the heck? we are related? whatever drugs you are on, I want some!

 

Hoibe

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:41:26

Hi Folks, I want to reach your mind, where is it currently located??

when I say nothing, I don't necssarily mean nothing. HUH??? Sherry , please remain calm, its no use both of us being hysterical at the same time..
Polly, the kids are roughing it, so it seems, but they will come thru with colors when they finish, and say I want to go back there, ??

Big Pappa , need books or puzzles to work on when you are in your cell??
adois, aurevoir till next time....

 



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