pollyblog

I have nothing to write about. I'm uninspired. Ho hum...

I can report that my children are a couple of clowns. No really. They are clowns. Clown Camp is this week and both of them are attending. It's the Diamond Duo - Morty and Sparkles, along with many of their friends from school.

What do you call a dog with no legs?                               

It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.

Yesterday Olivia and Duncan, a friend from school and hockey, went from clown camp to a hockey tournament. It's pretty funny seeing them skating around the rink with clown faces. I heard Duncan's dad tell someone it was his intimidation technique. Not a bad idea. Too bad it didn't work, though. They lost the tournament.

So my sister said she got in a wreck and rear-ended a dwarf. He jumped out of the car and said, "I'm not happy."  She said, "Which one of them are you then?"

Okay, I've inflicted enough pain for one day. Let's see if I can find a good clown picture to download and then I'm out of here.